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*Please read the following with sarcasm*

Hello Troll,

How I have missed you. You have no idea how long I have sat at my laptop feeling forlorn because you were not around to send me the most ridiculous notes and comments. It has been such a long time since our last correspondence that I had naively thought you had forgotten about and I was terribly miserable over that fact.

*Sarcasm ends here*

I am so glad that you don’t seem to get any validation out of life other than when you are wasting your time making fake accounts and spreading hate. You must be so much fun at a party. After blocking you, I am refusing to reply to you via note and am going to post this publicly so you and the rest of your troll friends can go back under your bridge and resume being outsmarted by billy goats (yes I went there).

Yes, my Final Fantasy OC is back and yes she is indeed paired with canon. What of it? I give 0 f*cks.

What I do with my OC is my business and I don’t much care what you or anyone else might think about that. Go away. Your existence coupled with your need to harass me isn’t doing anything but making you look terribly sad and unbelievably pathetic. I work with kids under 12 who are more mature and grounded than you and, going from your communication skills, you must be about 20 to 30 in age if not possibly older.

You do realise that this is a hobby and not my life? A hobby that allows me to escape from some of the crap that goes in my life. I do it for respite. I also work in a school, and even though my spelling is somewhat awful once I get on a laptop and I seem to be much better at writing with a pen and paper, this hobby helps me greatly when it comes to supporting literacy. I will not be made to feel bad about this.

Let’s get on to what I want to say to you regarding your attack on my “ignorance regarding the canon couples of Final Fantasy VII” and my “hate” of the females from that game.

If you had a brain in your head, you would know that I played Final Fantasy VII back in the old days on a ps1. It was my brother’s game and I was 10. Yup it was almost 20 years ago now. I adored that silly mess of a game with its terrible spelling and grammar (“this guy are sick”) and it’s cute chibi characters with anime hair and I adored the female characters.

Tifa was never not in my party – in my opinion she had the best limit break and the best victory pose.

Yuffie backstabbed her way into my heart by stealing all my Materia and then replacing it all incorrectly. She's probably my fave girl from that game........nyuck nyuck nyuck.......

Aeris, or Aerith, was to me a stereotypical annoying character who always had to go everywhere important with me on disc 1 which meant I couldn’t take Tifa and Vincent like I wanted. She was probably my least favourite but I still thought she was awesome – especially if you learn Great Gospel.

I hope you understand that, I do not hate any of the female characters from Final Fantasy VII. While they are rather cliché at times and stereotypical I do like them.

As far as pairings go, I have only one real couple I “ship” in regards to Final Fantasy VII.

That couple is Aeris/Aerith x Zack I only ship them because I thought they were cute in Crisis Core back in 2007.

I sometimes ship Tifa X Reno as well but not heavily.

I do not ship “CloTi” or “Clerith” and that’s my choice – the fandom arguments about it don’t help either and I just don’t, even if SE is always hinting that “Clerith” is canon – I still don’t ship it.

So go away Troll, your bridge is calling. I think a billy goat is trying to cross.

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IIRavenDreamsII's avatar
It pains me to see that people must do stuff like this in order to stop the stupidity of trolling. Trolls are ignorant and probably make no money on any real job. I think that this is great and I love your rhetoric in this. Trolls need to back off! They just make themselves look even more idiotic than they already do. You go girl!